Who’s a better…???( auto-fill the blank) Man or Woman???
This is a never ending debate and question which will haunt us till the end of this world or till one ends the other gender or both end themselves!!!
And would we ever find the right answer to this question??? I reckon that would lead to another string of debates and re-debates (no, that’s not even a word!!!) and rebates if you will!!!
It’s a bait!!!
I attempt to touch upon a few cliches here and burst the bubble. After all it is the perspective of looking at things that matters the most. So let’s change the CAN’Ts into CANs of Pepsis, Cokes and fresh Lemonades (wouldn’t want to disappoint the fitness freaks and the Gen Z!!!)
Cliche #1
Women CAN’T drive cars or park them…BUT they CAN drive people crazy when they jog in the park!!!
Cliche #2
Women CAN’T make good leaders or managers…BUT they CAN manage all the managers in this world and lead them to paths they would never have come across!!!
Cliche #3
Women CAN’T navigate and lack a sense of direction…BUT they CAN sense when something is going South in peoples’ lives and turn it towards North or wait, maybe East, or even West too…still better than things going South, eh?
Cliche #4
Women CAN’T be physically stronger than men…BUT they CAN drain the energies out of anyone without having to even lift their little fingers…Looks like you haven’t heard of the adage: Mouth is stronger than the brain or brawn and the likes. Not your fault folks!!!
Cliche #5
Women CAN’T understand numbers and are poor financial managers….BUT they CAN damage, I mean manage and route, also reroute Even and Odd numbers towards bank accounts of poor hapless shopping centres and keep their cash counters ringing…that’s social service of the highest order!!! Making the poor rich and the rich richer!!!
Cliche # infinity
…And the list goes on. So whatever your pick is on Who’s a better….? just remember the carrier who has brought each one of you into this world, the sheer reason for your existence and you will earn your enlightenment Halo.
Yes, I can already see one, slowly glowing around, on top of your heads…Right there!!!
Dedicated to moms, sisters, girlfriends, wives, daughters, cousins, and you reading ….
Yeah..YOU…O-WOman!!!
PS: World exists because it is a perfect mix and blend of WoMan…the word has both genders…so…breathe, you guys…
Dedicated to dads, brothers, boyfriends, husbands, sons, cousins, and you reading …
Yeah….YOU…O…woMAN!!!
Wait…Did I see a tilt??? Did I cause the tilt??? Lets’s un-tilt (no, again, no such word) it and bring the balance back…
WO_MAN…all is well!!!
